The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila
and have been preserved to its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you
may try to direct translation in Tagalog, Pls. read with feelings……
October 1996,
To Marjorie
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you why? What
reason can you think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that
Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really
can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis
say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad)
and always calling to their house what he got home or this or that.
And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you’re the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are “ Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan?
Even you are beautiful face ( to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.
You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to
kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go
So here's the corrected version I made:
October 1996,
To Marjorie
And then he said that he got ashamed of you in school or to his family and He asked you to have an exercise for your very very very fat body, but you hate it. You thought that you were the prettiest girl he know. Who do you think you are? The "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Mari Chan?
Even you have a beautiful face (as what you think) you don't have the right to call me in different names anytime which the real purpose is to insult my personality because I never called you in different names in front of Dennis nor at the back of Dennis, but you started to call me in different names already, so I don't have any choice but to call you in different names too. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESE, OVERWEIGHT, AND A GIRL WITH AN UGLY FIGURE. Shame to your body.
You can't blame Dennis for choosing me over you because I am sexier than you when the both of us look in the mirror. I repeat that you are like Lozada if he is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You say that I have a bad breath but who is the one that Dennis wants to kiss? Is it me or you? And the answer is me. There you go.
[Blog 2.1- Ganito ka rin ba mag-english]
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When I first read it I didn't understand some of the parts in the letter because of some wrong spellings and wrong grammars. Some of the parts were hard to translate. I can't correct some part because I can't understand them and I'm afraid that I might change the thought of the letter. It was also funny reading the letter and at the same time it made my head ache. I also got irritated to some parts pf the letter. If I were in the position of the girl who wrote the letter I'd rather write the letter in Tagalog than using English wherein I'm not good at, so that the recipient of the letter can understand what am I trying to say.
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So here's the corrected version I made:
October 1996,
To Marjorie
I am not surprise nor wonder why Dennis leave you. Why? One reason is your very fat body. Before, I thought that Dennis was only using me as his toy but then I realize that he really can't bare to be with you anymore because first, Dennis says that he couldn't stand your habit of interfering with all of his hang-outs and you were always calling to their house to check if he is already home or this or that.
And then he said that he got ashamed of you in school or to his family and He asked you to have an exercise for your very very very fat body, but you hate it. You thought that you were the prettiest girl he know. Who do you think you are? The "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Mari Chan?
Even you have a beautiful face (as what you think) you don't have the right to call me in different names anytime which the real purpose is to insult my personality because I never called you in different names in front of Dennis nor at the back of Dennis, but you started to call me in different names already, so I don't have any choice but to call you in different names too. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESE, OVERWEIGHT, AND A GIRL WITH AN UGLY FIGURE. Shame to your body.
You can't blame Dennis for choosing me over you because I am sexier than you when the both of us look in the mirror. I repeat that you are like Lozada if he is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You say that I have a bad breath but who is the one that Dennis wants to kiss? Is it me or you? And the answer is me. There you go.
[Blog 2.1- Ganito ka rin ba mag-english]
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